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What about me? I'm the Evil Colonel! You can tell I'm the EVIL colonel because I have a beard. Oh, wait...

Friday, October 31, 2003

Boo!

Mark Evanier says Halloween is not a big deal for him, and never was. Interesting. When I was a kid, Halloween was anticipated almost as much as Christmas. The costumes, the trick-or-treating, and even the candy itself. And let me tell you, every single item we got (after a cursory check for razor blades and other non-existent bogedymen) was eventually consumed. Sure, it might TAKE until Christmas, but it all got eaten (and I can still claim to have never had a single cavity.) Even the little boxes of raisins. And the fun lasted nearly to our teens (by about grade 8, some of the kids in school had caught on to the idea of being driven to a wealthy part of town, where legend held that FULL-SIZE chocolate bars were handed out. The only time I ever took in a haul like that was the year I happened to be carrying the right kind of bag, and was spotted by the local radio station's "pumpkin car."

Candy corn is another story. Until three days ago, when a co-worker filled his candy dish with it, I had never even TASTED the stuff. The only reason I knew it existed was that "penny candy man" sketch on Sesame Street.

Thursday, October 30, 2003

Memories... like the corners of my miiiiiiiiind...

Here it is, in Java, a TRS-80 Color Computer Emulator! That's right, you can pretend it's 1980 again, and turn your three thousand dollar 3GHz machine into a mighty little .895 MHz beast.

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Is this irony?

My Price is Right mug finally came. Now it'll just be a sad reminder of the friend we lost two days ago.

(By the way, one thing that's missing from the photo is the Fremantle copyright in small print on both sides.)

Monday, October 27, 2003

Come on... up...

Rod Roddy has died. Boy, what a bummer year. This one is not a surprise, though.

FIGARO figaro figarofigarofigarofigarofigaro

The much-anticipated Looney Tunes 4-DVD boxed set is finally out, and boy are people whining about what was left off. I agree with Mark Evanier who's sick of "What's Opera Doc". They can't get ALL the classics into one boxed set, and besides, even the "OK" shorts are fantastic. (I don't recognize all the titles, but I'll likely recognize the actual shorts when I see them. I'm not getting this just yet, BTW... I'll see if it gets any cheaper first.)

Saturday, October 25, 2003

Did Devin Scillian win an Oscar?

Truth about Bowling for Columbine does a pretty good job debunking Michael Moore's flick. I saw the film, and enjoyed it... but understood the whole time that his stuff is grade-A bullplop. Just forget about "truth" and let him suck you in for a couple of hours, and it's an enjoyable film. And it does make you think critically about what you're seeing.

Thursday, October 23, 2003

False Alarm

Retromedia.tv is back to normal. Too bad I'm not.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

This is not happening. This is not happening

Another one of the web's great treasures may have bitten the dust. Trying to visit Retromedia brings up nothing more than a blank page. I'll be ever so pissed if the site has gone to the big server in the sky.

These are too easy

Dilbert is being drawn by a different mystery artist all this week. So far, the first two have been pretty obvious.

Friday, October 17, 2003

Gas up the Rambler, Betty!

Look! It's directions from Saskatoon to
Jerry Seinfeld's apartment!

Come on down

Fans of "The Price is Right" may know that announcer Rod Roddy has been battling a series of health problems, including cancer, for the past couple of years. Apparently, he's taken another turn for the worse. If you've enjoyed his work on TPiR, on Press Your Luck, as the narrator on Soap, or even if you listened to him way back when on KLIF in Dallas... I know he'd appreciate some kind words.

By the way...

the Chicken Network did it again, pre-empting its Thursday night lineup for reruns, on the supposition their best stuff can't beat playoff baseball on Fox. (see below) So not only do we have to wait for the World Series to end, to get our favorite Fox programs in new episodes, it looks like that holds true for the other networks as well. (groan) Let's hope for a 4-game sweep, and I couldn't give a rat's ass who does it.

Thursday, October 16, 2003

You don't believe in curses?

I eat like Babe Ruth... I wonder if I possess the same powers. Anyway, Fox doesn't have to worry about breaking any ratings records with a Yankees-Marlins snore-fest.

The peacock is not my friend today

A thousand curses on NBC for pre-empting a new episode of The West Wing at the last minute... just because they didn't want to run it against baseball. I was sure glad to fire up my VCR this morning and find an episode of Law and Order: CI instead.

Remember when technical difficulties were the only thing that could cause a last-minute program substitution like this? I blame Fox for starting yet another bad trend.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

I should have mentioned...

...that Blogrolling is back accepting new applications, which means a better and more frequently updated linky-dink section.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

More details

We're finally learning more about The Complete PEANUTS.

(Courtesy News From Me)

I smell a Pulitzer

This could very well be the dumbest thing ever put into print since Gutenberg. At least I garnered this tidbit of useful knowledge: "...half of all kids who jump in a pool will pee in it."

(Courtesy Dave Barry)

They mean business

One thing's for dang sure... if I ever need a lawyer, I'm going for the guy with the Man from U.N.C.L.E. in his ads.

I killed the stupid guestbook

It won't be missed.

Not since Thursday?!?

Told ya I'd be busy! Well, no one famous has died except for Bernice Fish, so here's something fun to look at, while I put my thinking cap on.

Thursday, October 09, 2003

This deserves a link

I'm not crazy about LiveJournal, and their stupid Costco-like attitude to community. But this is one site that I have added to my own daily reading list. (Too bad I can't add a comment... I guess I'm not SPECIAL enough because I'm not part of the LiveJournal family.)

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Scrump-dilly-ishus

From the latest Dairy Queen ad: Mocha shake or MUSTARD SHAKE???

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

What??? You don' like my ZOOP??

Work is crazy right now, so postings will be less frequent. As you may have noted, I've rather half-heartedly adopted Mark Evanier's convention of mumbling about mushroom soup when this blog doesn't get updated for a while.

Sunday, October 05, 2003

A tale of two Colonels

I refer you to video files of two early-1970's Kentucky Fried Chicken commercials... here and here (search for "Kentucky Fried Chicken") I'll tell you, the first ad works for me MUCH more than the second.

To explain, the first ad is American. It features the Colonel sitting in the parlor, while the family (HIS family??) is just sitting down to their Sunday dinner of KFC, and he explains to us why only his Kentucky Fried Chicken is so finger lickin' good. The way the scene is set is just so heartwarming, and the music really adds to the atmosphere. It closes on one of the old KFC stores, as someone (singing first person as though he''s Sanders himself, although he sounds a lot more like Tennessee Ernie Ford) sings, "If you want Kentucky Fried Chicken, you have to visit me."

Now, the second ad is Canadian, but from around the same time. Basically, it just shows a two-storey-high KFC bucket in the middle of a field, while people march around it in time to the music -- a marching-band rendition of the famous Canadian KFC jingle, "Pick up Kentucky Fried Chicken in your neighbourhood / Colonel Sanders and his boys make it finger lickin' good." At the end, we get a crane shot of an 81-year-old Col. Sanders ON TOP OF THE BUCKET (and looking a little unsure of his footing), accompanied by "his boys." I mean, sure the jingle's a classic, but I've heard better renditions of it. And, the ad just doesn't create the same nostalgic feeling inside that the first one does.

Thoughts?

Friday, October 03, 2003

Hey, he's my top referrer

Sgt Frog, author of the blog (Sombrero) Everything, claims he's neither sick nor clever enough to have written the offensive jokes on his page. I think he's being too (sombrero)ing modest.

(If you're wondering about my self-censorship, well, I'm a coward. I didn't read any of the terms of service I agreed to for my host or Blogger or any of that other stuff, but I think I agreed not to use language stronger than what you might hear on reruns of The Donna Reed Show.) Sgt Frog apparently has no such compunctions. You will be offended by at least one of the three jokes listed.

Thursday, October 02, 2003

It's my friend Tom's fault

He whined about Teletoon pulling their hour of Road Runner and Yogi Bear from the schedule to put Bugs Bunny and Tweety back on. Well, thanks for griping, Tom, because now we get an hour of Scooby-Doo (the 1969 version) every night during October. SUPER. :(

No, nothing is sacred

Dairy Queen has dropped Dennis the Menace from its packaging. Dennis had apparently been spokesboy for the chain since 1972.

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Coffee just tastes better...

...from a Price is Right mug! (Mine is in the mail. I'm hoping it will make up for the loss of my beloved Futurama.)