I've seen bad marketing, but...

...who the holy hell told the Colonel that this would be an appropriate image? (I'm referring to the little cartoon of Harland about to take a butcher knife to a live chicken.)

What's new?

They've just opened one of these here in town. At least I think it's the same thing (it has that new DQ logo, except with the word "Restaurant" in place of "Grill & Chill".) But the exterior design is the same... I don't know if it has this new fancy menu, 'cuz I didn't go inside.

That's not formaldehyde, it's Palmolive liquid!

Rest in peace, Madge.

Holy crap...

Where has the time gone? One month until The Flintstones is released on DVD.

Until then, to pass the time, here's a one-hour montage of old radio commercials!

And by the way

Don't bother checking the KFC website, 'cause it appears not to have been updated since the Jason Alexander days.

I am officially outraged...

...not because of the big "accidental" reveal during the Super Bowl. Not because the story's changed 50 times in 24 hours. Not even that the friggin' FCC's more concerned about this than about giant behemoth media companies selling the locations in their traffic reports. What really boils my potato is that KFC apparently no longer stands for "Kentucky Fried Chicken"... it's now apparently an acronym for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken". Yeesh.